Aminals

Since moving out here I always wondered if I'd get to see all the cool-ass stateside animals I had always seen in the movies.

Now I can say I've seen a lot of them, but probably not all of them. The only problem is......they're always dead. I'm talking straight road kill stylee.Dude I swear.

Squirrels...nice to have, nice to hold, but if you run them shits over...

I saw a huge deer one day. One half was in the lane on my left, and the other half was in the lane on my right....faces of death style. Not too sure what happened to the last half, hehe.

Skunks, part black and part white right? Not after they get run over by mom's SUV, straight up gray....and some red.

Beavers (the dam building kine you perv!) well, they already smell like they're dead so what the hell?

Possums, trust me, they look better after getting run the fuck over.

Chipmunks...I think I still have one jammed in my fender.

Raccoons, try tearing up the trash now!

Black bears, sorry cubs, mommy's not coming home. It's the truth.

Last but not least....humans. Maybe now you'll learn not to go jogging on the road at 5 in the morning! No really, saw my second one today. Dump truck stylee.




I feel like going to the zoo.