Burning the Midnight Oil...

I was reminded tonight of my first experience in one of the gay clubs in the greater DC area. An experience which usually arouses a few laughs.


Now there's the fireplace where you burn wood to keep warm.....and The Fireplace where it turns out....wood is also burned to keep warm.


The only difference is that one is a gay bar.


The origin of our business that night was at some chic-ass basement bar that's designed to look like an ice cave. I would've paid more attention but, with a special on beer and sake bombs, things got fuzzy real fast.

I decided it was time to leave after peeing on every part of their coffin-sized restroom...except the toilet.

After almost burning a girl's eyebrows off lighting her cigarette, I wondered how I had gotten so drunk.

I considered the fact that I had been drinking with the guys from the American-Samoa office...yeah.


After leaving and stumbling a few blocks I was quickly reminded that I was in the gay district when a transvestite the size of a Volkswagen walked past me.

That's when Jodi suggested hanging at a gay bar until witching hour. I agreed for the sake of my impending transportation home...

We walked in and I noted all the dudes....and chicks that might as well be dudes.

I was suprised....it was like any other bar. Just more gay I guess. Not to mention the bartender who looked like a Village People...person....dude. We chilled and I made sure to keep my ass against a wall for the most part. We had fun....until we went upstairs.


I guess I ruled out a dance floor before considering the fact that the bar had an upstairs.

As soon as I took the last step, my chinky eyes went big reacting to the sensory overload. I couldn't believe the freak-nasty ways those dudes were dancing. It was amazing and horrible all at once...................


Anyways, that was it. My miseducation in Dupont Circle where I hear they're filming the new Real World. You'll probably see what I mean when it airs. Til' then I'll continue experiencing the concrete jungle that is DC....never forgetting to write about it every once and a while.


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